if these walls could talk . . .

. . . they'd probably say, "Ow" after I tried to do a cartwheel in my living room in my bathrobe but over rotated and hit my head against the wall.

they might also say, "Uh, disgusting," because before I stood up, my robe had come undone exposing my naked body in a twisted position. but walls don't have to talk for me to know that my body lying naked in a twisted position is disgusting. i've had a few roommates tell me this (because of the rolls).